your mums so dumb she thought lesbians lick cats

Your mums so fat she saw a brown thing in the toilet and said who wasted that chocolate bar

your mums so fat that when she was in goal the other team won due to lack of goalposts

Your mum is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

your mums so dumb that she reads blank pieces of paper

Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry

Your mum is so dumb, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

your mum is so fat that when she tries to get out of a chair it stays on her butt :D

ur mum so fat when she played cricket she caught the whole team out

reeces mum is so fat, people jog around her for exercise

your mums so fat, when she walked in front of the TV we missed the whole Olympics!

"Your mum"

your mums so fat that when she goes bunjee jumping the bridge goes down with her.

your mum is so fat that she cant have *** because her rolls of fat overlap her *****

Your mums so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car!

Joe your mum is so fat, when shes trys to run everyone shouts "STAMPEDE!"

YOUR MUMS SO POOR THAT I SAW HER KICKING A CAN ALONG THE STREET AND I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND SHE SAID MOVING HOUSE

YOUR MUMS SO POOR SHE HAS TO PUT THE LOO ROLL OUT TO DRY

your mum is so dumb, when the pub landlord said "Drinks are on the house" your mum went and got a ladder.

your mums so fat, when she cuts herself she bleeds GRAVY!

your mums so dumb she failed a survey

your mum is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin

sam; your mum is so fat she has to take baths at seaworld